- VENEZUELA : Caracas Gets Some Toilet Paper Relief; Opposition TV Channel Globovision Surrenders; Maduro Befriends Empresas Polar.
- SERBIA / LIBYA : Are Serbian Mercenary Pilots Bombing Protestors In Tripoli?
- RUSSIA / VIDEO: Where Road Rage...Gets Real Ugly...Real Fast.
- MEXICO: Are Calderon And USA "Soft" On Sinaloa's Narcos?
- COSTA RICA / PERU / COLOMBIA : 17 May UPDATE : 2 More Aides Resign After Prez. Chinchilla Comes Under Fire For Free Flights On Alleged Narco Jet; Key Minister Resigns Over Flight From Bogus Person.
- MEXICO : Gulfo Narco Boss 'El Coss' Caught In Tampico; Arrested Pozos Gonzalez Proud Of Golden AK-47.
- GERMANY / ITALY / POLAND : 29 June UPDATE: UPSET!! Roma Beats Berlin 2-1.
- UKRAINE : Thousands Protest In Kyiv For Yulia, Against Yanukovych; Some Injured In Clashes.
- BULGARIA : Viewers Ask : Is TV Show "Otechestven Front" Cursed?
- MEXICO/ USA : 11 Oct. UPDATE: Navy Admits Killing Top Zetas Leader Lazcano...Was Accident; 'La Ardilla' Smirks Over His Arrest For Falcon Lake Murder; Analysis Of Calderon's 'Kill The Capos' Plan.
29 March 2013
AUSTIN / NORTH KOREA / HUMOR : What?!! War Map Shows Pyongyang Has Austin In Its Missile Sites.
North Korea's untested and suddenly bellicose young dictator Kim Jong Un's battle plan against the USA lists the usual targets...Japan, South Korea, Hawaii, Guam, Washington, D.C, Los Angeles...and Austin, Texas?!!!
A war map foto shows Kim's missile target wish list...with a line headed straight for Central Texas...6,100 miles away!
Of course, a Pyongyang nuke warhead laden missile can't travel that far yet.
In fact...it would be lucky to clear the nearby Sea of Japan.
The nation has many Soviet-era scud missiles...but 2 untested longer range models.
But...Austinites are mystified...and asking on Twitter...say, what?! #Why Austin?
AND: Here are some plausible reasons...'Kim Jong Un must not like Austin's new plastic bag policy'...also...'Kim Jong Un's startup flopped at SXSW Interactive.'...and, 'Because Kim is still annoyed by "Slacker."