UKRAINE: If Google Was A State-Owned Company.

GLOBALVOICESONLINE/ A Humorous look at Ukraine's bureaucracy/
"If Google was a state-owned company… Search requests would have to be   submitted in written form, on a special application, on Tuesdays and Thursdays from 9 to 11 AM, at [the location where you're registered as a resident]. To do this, you'd have to stand in a line of 30 people..."